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This Week's Celebrity Gardener

Saturday, December 3


Nicole Kidman


This week's celebrity gardener is Australia's very own silver screen princess Nicole Kidman. We caught up with her this week to dig more into her gardening hobby.


AG: You're a big fan of gardening and have gardened supposedly since childhood. Can you give us any tips that you've learnt along the way?

Gardening Nicole Kidman

AG: Oh...okay. How many plants do you think you've successfully raised since you began gardening?

Gardening Nicole Kidman

AG: Right! You've done some amazing things for human rights, animal rights and have even taken up the environment cause. Do you turn your garden and household waste into compost?

Gardening Nicole Kidman

AG: Well...I'm expecting that you don't mind getting your hands dirty in the garden...

Gardening Nicole Kidman

AG: Thanks Nicole for the scintillating conversation. I appreciate your candid spirit and look forward with eager anticipation for your forthcoming gardening book. No doubt it will be a best seller.



This interview was purely fictitious and was not in any way aimed at ruining this celebrity's status as a gardener.





5 Rumours:

Blogger Takoma Gardener said...

Stuart, that was fabulous!

11:37 PM

 
Blogger Alice said...

I noted your disclaimer, but what about Nicole's reputation as a gardener? Oh .......

3:39 PM

 
Blogger Stuart said...

Touche Alice.

5:13 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My cursor turned into a Christmas Tree - how cute! Nice work Stewie!

Toddy

2:40 PM

 
Blogger Kerri said...

I'm wondering if you'll still get this comment Stuart....
I clicked your Amateur Gardening link and it lead me to this Nicole Kidman interview, among other things.
I'm incredibly amused (and so is Ross) by the captions and facial expressions. Just perfect Stuart!
Thanks for the belly laugh this Saturday morning :)
Poor Nicole :)

11:42 PM

 

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